[Filtered to Nueva Las Noches]
Nelliel, I'm afraid the unveiling of my latest project will keep me busy for some time. I'm sorry to ask this, but kindly look after the kids for me; I've left some funds on the table to... compensate. Be sure that Luppi does not spend it all in one place.

[So... that half a million dollars that was left on the ( Read more... )

[This would be one very irate and exasperated Szayel. One hand he's obviously got the NV, the other he's holding... an animal catcher's net. Yes, you are seeing this properly, Nueva Las Noches.]

Sadly, I may not be able to return any time within the decade. It seems that, for some reason that escapes me, I set loose the animals used for ( Read more... )

[The NV comes on to the sight of the underside of a pink kitten. He moved away, hopping on his papa's lap, who was curled up on his chair, looking rather upset, something that was not exactly normal. His kittens were all around, curling up on his lap or on his shoulders, mewing softly as if trying to cheer him up. Absently, his hand reached down ( Read more... )

[Szayel is pissed. No, pissed is too kind of a word. He's absolutely, utterly furious. Someone bugged his lab; it's the only explanation he has, and he is absolutely livid. There's an edge in his voice as he speaks, clearly indicating as much.]I will be absent from Nueva Las Noches for several days. If you've seen the recent news feed, I'm ( Read more... )

[The video comes on, with the camera staring up at Ishida's face. There's clearly something wrong, however; not only is he naked, but the Quincy's expression is completely blank, and he's staring down at the NV like he couldn't comprehend anything that he was looking at, or if he could even really see it ( Read more... )

[Oh, Szayel was cocky. So very cocky. And really, he had every reason to be. Spending so much time as a cat, digging up dirt on as many people in the city as he could? Oh, it was a glorious two weeks. Now it was time to collect on some black mail.]

[[PRIVATE TO LIQUID]]

I believe you and I need to speak. Preferably now.

[[PRIVATE TO GRELL ( Read more... )

[It's been two weeks, and Szayel had found himself actually enjoying his time as a cat. Unfortunately, it was time for that to come to an end. But, as the spell or whatever you wanted to call it wore off, it seemed that Gabriel had gotten his last dig in at Szayel. At least he had appeared normally with his NV, but...]...a-any one of you. I don ( Read more... )

[Black Mask is sitting in a leather office chair, petting a kitten: a pink Siamese with gold eyes, a gray-white blotch of fur on its face, and black ears and tail. The animal curled up in his lap looks quite pleased to be there--the obvious mutual affection may be unnerving.]I lost custody of my goddamn sea monkeys, and my elf is a sex slave, so I ( Read more... )

[Have one, rather aggravated pinky on the screen today, Las Noches.]

Nelliel, Ulquiorra, the power outage last night has shorted out a number of my belongings. Kindly make sure a certain individual -- [Hi, Luppi.] -- does not take advantage of being able to get into my room now while I am away.

[Nothing. Is. Going. Right ( Read more... )

[This is Szayel.]

[This is Szayel looking like he's going to brutally murder someone.]

[This is Szayel looking like he's going to murder someone while holding a long net for catching monkeys.]

I would certainly like to meet whomever is responsible for the idiocy, and make them wade through monkey droppings for a half hour trying to catch the ( Read more... )